Seven Sentences before Seven:

I am not a morning person. Never have been and never will be. I hate both my innocent children and my husband before 10am. Before 7am I wish none of them were born.

Before 7am this morning, I heard myself saying the following seven sentences on repeat. I wondered what my life had come to as I walked around in my dressing gown wanting to kill them all.

  1. Stop pulling your brother’s diddle, he doesn’t like that.
  2. Big Truck. Wow. BRRRRRRRRMMMMMM.
  3. Don’t put the iPhone charger in the dryer please. No it’s not a necklace either, stop wrapping it around your neck.
  4. Ok fine, you can have the fly spray if you will just shut up. No, don’t lick it.
  5. Stop saying Bye Bye. We’re not going anywhere.
  6. Yes I know that’s a BALL. Thank you for the information.
  7. Where did you put your brother?

Everything’s ok now and I didn’t kill anyone. There’s always tomorrow morning.

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